1) You can't scroll on the trackpad to stop your screensaver. You must click the mouse.
2) The rainbow volleyball pops up while watching iTunes videos.
3) Opening a digg story is the equivalent of asking the rainbow volleyball over for dinner.
4) Saving a file in textedit is offering him dessert.
5) Your battery lasts less than an hour on the 'more battery life setting' and the lowest brightness setting.
